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what if one day i rolled out of bed but then i just kept rolling all the way out of my house down the road under a bus what if

textposter:

Guess how many boyfriends I have right now if you guessed 0 you’re rude as heck but also absolutely right

My dog as an ewok

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fugrats:

meatmodel:

adolfphin:

RIP corndog

(im not making another corndog video ever again)

rest in peace

one of the best posts on this damn website

fornicasian:

fell the rain on your skin no one else can feel it for u only u cant let it in

idiotblogger:

So I went to the lawn mower tag, and I am scared because there is some kind of Illuminati ritual going on there

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/lawn+mower

caterpee:

what is this

me: breathes

tumblr user: excuse me that is offensive dead people cant breathe

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

nucleur:

teenmessiah:

omg

wow fuck u